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Everyone gets “The 90s” look wrong and I hate it

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Couple years ago I saw these two board games at the store back to back. Well, not saw them per se, but ya know. Spied them out of the corner of my eye. And for a moment without reading the text, I couldn’t tell you which was which decade at first. Funny. Either they were in a rush to get these out the door or they wanted their throwback trivia game boxes to look uniform. I didn’t think too much of it.

Only, from then on I started seeing it MORE. Every time someone markets a 90s or 80s throwback…

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Goddammit they’re identical! What??! How did we let this happen? As a 90s survivor and a designer, this drives me up a wall.

Look, I know I’m late to the party to complain about “the 90s look” when we’re just starting to get sick of the Y2K nostalgia train. But c’mon, the 90s were not The 80s: Part Two™ 

Trust me when I say that we weren’t all wearing neon trapezoids up until the year 2000. The 90s look being peddled is so specific to the tail end of the 80s and an early early part of the 90s - a part of the 90s when it wouldn’t stop being the 80s. This is Memphis design being conflated with the wrong decade.

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Keep reading for a long ass graphic design history lesson and pictures of old soda and fast food.

Keep reading

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brattylikestoeat

sreegs

Hey, so I made this. Here's my basic recipe based on the video as well as my estimated amounts of ingredients. It turned out pretty close I'd say!

Be liberal with the cilantro, it's the star herb here and plays really well with rosemary.

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Beef Stew from the TikTok video (probably Potjie?)

Ingredients:

1000 g chuck roast or flat cut brisket, cut into bite sized cubes

1 large onion, cut into chunks

3 medium carrots, cut into chunks

4-5 stalks celery, sliced

4-6 cloves garlic, chopped fine

1200 ml chicken stock

450 g mushrooms, quartered

450 g baby potatoes

45 g tomato paste

10 ml balsamic vinegar

5 ml worchestershire sauce

2 sprigs rosemary

4 sprigs thyme

1 bunch chopped cilantro (to your liking)

All purpose flour

Salt

Pepper

High-heat oil such as sunflower oil


Directions:

Preheat the oven to 350F

Slice the beef and season with a heavy pinch of salt, pepper, and a dusting of flour. Just enough flower to barely coat the surface.

In a dutch oven over medium-high heat with oil, sear the beef on two sides, approximately 5 mins per side, checking for browning. Do this in batches as to not overcrowd the pan. Reserve the cooked beef in a bowl.

Add more oil to the pan as needed for the vegetables and lower the heat to medium. Add onion and a pinch of salt. Sweat the onion for 5 mins, stirring occasionally. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 30 seconds.

Add a small spoon of flour and mix into the onions and garlic. Stir constantly for 30 seconds. Add balsamic vinegar, stir constantly for another 30 seconds. Use a heavy splash of chicken stock to deglaze the pan, scraping the bottom with a wooden spoon.

Add celery, carrots, and another pinch of salt and mix well. Let cook for 5-8 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the carrots begin to brown and soften. Add tomato paste and mix well. Let the paste darken and brown bit until nice and fragrant, about 1 min.

Add 1000 ml chicken stock by first adding a splash, deglazing, then add the rest of the stock. Stir. Mix in the cooked beef. Bring to a simmer. Add rosemary and thyme. Add more broth if mixture is not covered.

Transfer to oven and let braise for 2 hours.

Meanwhile, in a frying pan, sautee the quartered mushrooms with a pinch of salt in oil on medium heat until golden brown and when they've released most of their moisture. About 10 minutes. Remove from the pan and reserve.

After 2 hours of cooking, remove the thyme and rosemary sprigs from the dutch oven. Check the beef for tenderness. If the beef is not tender yet, let cook for another 20 minutes.

If it's tender, add worchestershire sauce, cooked mushrooms, and baby potatoes. Stir to combine.

Add enough water so the liquid in the pot is just covering its contents. Cook for another 45 minutes.

Remove from oven and place on stove. Check the stew, the liquid should have reduced and thickened. Potatoes should be tender. If not, cook uncovered on medium heat another 10 mins until tender and the liquid reduces.

Remove from heat. Stir in a handful or two chopped cilantro. Season with salt and pepper as necessary. Serve immediately.

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tiktoksijustthinkareneat

inthefallofasparrow

SON: May I speak?
MOTHER: You may not.
SON: But I have just cause to do so.
MOTHER: But you do not have the right.
SON: I can tell you have vex coursing through your veins at this point in time, mother, but I want you to know that what I did was a lesson that needed to be taught.
MOTHER: And pray tell, you forlorn fledgling, what lesson is learnt by breaking your brother’s tablet?
SON: That the world is cruel, harsh, savage -
MOTHER: Those adjectives are best suited for you, brood of mine.
SON: Speak louder, mother, my ears are burning.
MOTHER: Oh, continue your teachings, boy, I’m finding them most enthralling.
SON: As I was saying before I was so abruptly heckled, the world is meant for teachings of desolation. Whether the lesson be taught by the almighty hand of fate, some supreme being, or by someone who didn’t want their essence taken by a camera.
MOTHER: Ha!
SON: The seminar that I indoctrinated was an important one, mother.
MOTHER: Are you talking about ‘this’ picture?
SON: How on earth did you get that?
MOTHER: The cloud that me and your brother share knows all. It was saved onto our family Billo before you terminated the tablet…
Oh, no, boy, this shall remain with this family forever as a constant reminder of your wrongdoings unto your brother.
SON: I performed wrongdoings unto him?! … Inverse that statement, mother, then you have the truth in front of you!
MOTHER: He wronged you?
SON: HE LAUGHED AT MY DISTORTED IMAGE.
MOTHER: Me and your father laughed heartily at it too, boy.
SON: Father knows?!
MOTHER: Father knows, yes … and he has already started the shipment of Christmas cards.
SON: AHH! You’re showing the masses?
MOTHER: Be grateful that I did not show them the annihilated tablet. Let that fall on the noble men and women who are trying to right the wrongs that you performed unto the tablet, your brother, and your kinsfolk.
SON: If they restore it, I shall lay it to waste once again.
MOTHER: Then the image shall be sent for birthdays.
SON: AND AGAIN!
MOTHER: THE JUBILEE!
SON: AAND AGAIN!!
MOTHER: AT THE RRRAPTURE!
SON: There won’t be laughing amongst the assemblage, mother!
MOTHER: Oh?
SON: There will be charges brought amongst you for mistreating a minor!
MOTHER: There shall be laughing, boy, and perhaps I should start now, don’t you agree? Ah-ha, yes, very good!
SON: Discontinue!
MOTHER: Yes, yes, very amusing, yes!
SON: CONCLUDE THIS!
MOTHER: Ha Ha! The mirth I am experiencing is considerable in size.
SON: CEEEAAAASSSE!!!

SON: Stop laughing!
MOTHER: Sorry, you are very bad for breaking you brother’s iPad.
SON: But he made me look stupid.
MOTHER: It does look a bit funny though.
SON: MUUMM!

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migoliveblogs

Unfortunately, the original video "Steven and The Stevens from the perspective of steven" no longer exists in its original form on youtube or reddit, at least from what Human Bob could find.

So one of the lovely people on our Discord server edited up a version similar to what has seemingly been lost.

Their tumblr name is novantinuum and they bring you this little gem(see what i did there?)

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wastelesscrafts

Visible Mending

Introduction:

Visible mending is a decorative way to fix up an item. Instead of trying to make your mend as invisible as possible, the idea is to make it part of the garment's design.

Visual mending is not a single technique: it's more of a mindset. If you've got an item you love, it deserves to be mended, and if you're going to put that love into stitches, why not show them off?

That being said, there are some specific techniques that are popular with visible menders. Let's take a look!

Sashiko:

Sashiko is a type of traditional Japanese embroidery that is used to both decorate and reinforce fabric. In visible mending, sashiko is often used to cover up holes with patches or to reinforce thinning fabric. This technique uses a variation on the running stitch.

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Some resources on sashiko:

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Embroidery:

Regular embroidery is also a popular technique to accentuate your mends. Check out my embroidery 101 post to learn how to get started. You can embroider patches, or use embroidery to hide or accentuate any stitches you've made to fix holes. Embroidery's also a great way to cover up stains.

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Patches:

There are many ways to add patches to a garment. My tutorial on patches is a good place to start if you want to make custom-shaped patches to sew on top of your fabric. You can also sew your patch on the inside of your garment and have it peek out from beneath the hole you're trying to fix. Fun ideas for this are lace or superheroes.

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Darning:

Darning is a technique used to repair holes in fabric by using running stitches to weave extra fabric over the hole as to fill it up again. While traditionally darning is done in an invisible way by using the same colour of thread as your fabric, you can also use contrasting colours to accentuate your fix. Check out this written tutorial on darning by TheSpruceCrafts.

Vintage instructions on how to darn a hole.ALT

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Four examples of darned fabric with colourful thread that contrasts the colour of the main fabric.ALT

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Conclusion:

Visible mending is a creative way to fix up your clothes and give them some personality at the same time.

You should be proud of the fact that you took the time and learned the necessary skills needed to mend your clothes! Show off what you did!

A fun side effect of wearing these obvious mends is that people will notice them. They'll remember your fixes the next time they're faced with a hole in their wardrobe, and it will make them more likely to try it for themselves.

These are just a few ways to visibly mend your garments. Want more inspiration? Check out Pinterest or r/Visiblemending on Reddit.